I've been trying to solve all my problems by casting some spells and doing magic.
Here is how it's been going:
Spell #1—Watch The Dark Knight three days in a row.
This didn't work because I watched it two days in a row, then missed a day, and watched it again on the fourth day. The result was that it doubled all my problems.
Spell #2—Unwavering Eye Contact in Various Locations on Various Recipients.
Occasional success in ending their existence as such.
Spell #3—forthcoming.
